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The prosecution's case: Gut microbes followed migrating humans across continents, new study suggests
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Real event · international · 2026-10-07
Gut microbes followed migrating humans across continents, new study suggests
Final verdict announced: October 8, 2026 at 12:02 PM ET
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Gut microbes followed migrating humans across continents, new study suggests
New research looks at the surprising similarities in the gut microbiomes of hunter-gathers in Tanzania and horticulturalists in Bolivia.
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What the record shows
The research highlights the role of gut bacteria in human health.
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NPR — Gut microbes followed migrating humans across continents, new study suggests — 2026-10-07
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