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Real event · international · 2026-10-29
Final verdict announced: October 30, 2026 at 12:01 PM ET
DoorDash to buy Instacart in $17bn deal it says will expand customer options
Instacart shoppers will be able to buy from 150,000 stores, compared to the 100,000 currently available on the platform.
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Instacart currently offers access to 100,000 stores.
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