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Pope walking and recovering 'as expected' after surgery, doctors say
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Real event · international · 2026-10-14
Final verdict announced: October 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM ET
Pope walking and recovering 'as expected' after surgery, doctors say
The 71-year-old Pope was diagnosed with lung cancer after the 90-minute procedure on Tuesday.
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The Pope is recovering from surgery as expected.
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