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The prosecution's case: River home to 500 crocodiles chosen as Olympic rowing venue
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Real event · sports · 2026-09-17
River home to 500 crocodiles chosen as Olympic rowing venue
Final verdict announced: September 18, 2026 at 6:01 AM ET
Real headline
River home to 500 crocodiles chosen as Olympic rowing venue
A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games.
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What the record shows
The river has been approved for Olympic events despite wildlife concerns.
Original reporting
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BBC News — River home to 500 crocodiles chosen as Olympic rowing venue — 2026-09-17
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