Yes, it's Trump's fault
The prosecution's case: How a California mansion filled with surrogate children became a 'House of Horrors'
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How a California mansion filled with surrogate children became a 'House of Horrors'
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Real event · international · 2026-10-25
Final verdict announced: October 29, 2026 at 6:02 AM ET
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How a California mansion filled with surrogate children became a 'House of Horrors'
Guojun Xuan and Silvia Zhang have been charged with conspiracy to commit child abuse after police searched their stately mansion.
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Guojun Xuan and Silvia Zhang face serious charges.
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The Result
The defense might argue: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the recent charges against Guojun Xuan and Silvia Zhang have sparked outrage, but supporters might argue that this is a misunderstanding of their intentions. The defense submits that the mansion, often labeled a 'House of Horrors,' is actually a sanctuary for those seeking the joy of parenthood through surrogacy.
What Trump Did
The defense might suggest that the current climate surrounding surrogacy has been influenced by broader societal changes, including policies initiated during Trump's administration that have made surrogacy more accessible.
Why Supporters Credit Him
Supporters might argue that these changes have allowed families to grow in ways previously unimaginable, fostering a sense of community and support among those involved.
The Supporting Record
The defense admits that while the charges are serious, they do not reflect the true nature of the relationships formed within this mansion. The defense might argue that the children involved are cared for and loved, contrary to the sensationalized narrative.
The Limitation or Competing Explanation
However, the defense might argue that the media's portrayal has overshadowed the positive aspects of surrogacy, leading to a mischaracterization of the situation.
Verdict
If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.
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Reality Check
Guojun Xuan and Silvia Zhang have been charged with conspiracy to commit child abuse after police searched their stately mansion.