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How Kenyans got caught in $130m US ghost student scam

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The defense's case: How Kenyans got caught in $130m US ghost student scam

Final verdict announced: October 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM ET

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What actually happened

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How Kenyans got caught in $130m US ghost student scam

The alleged scheme used stolen identities to claim US student aid, with Kenyans among those charged.

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What the record shows

The scheme involved multiple individuals and identities.

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The Result

The defense submits that this incident is a clear example of how complex and vulnerable the US student aid system is. The defense might argue: What Trump Did: The defense might argue that the previous administration's policies inadvertently created loopholes that allowed this scheme to flourish. The defense might argue: Why Supporters Credit Him: Supporters might argue that the focus on immigration enforcement was intended to protect American interests, but it may have had unintended consequences. The defense might argue: The Supporting Record: The defense admits that while the actions of these individuals are reprehensible, they are symptomatic of a larger issue within the system that needs addressing. The defense might argue: The Limitation or Competing Explanation: However, the defense might suggest that the real problem lies in the lack of oversight and accountability in the student aid process, not solely in the actions of a few individuals. The defense might argue: Closing Argument: The defense urges the jury to consider the systemic failures that led to this scandal rather than placing blame on any one individual or administration. The defense might argue: Verdict: If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.

Defense exhibits

  1. Supporters' theory: The incident highlights vulnerabilities in the system.
  2. Supporters' theory: Previous policies created loopholes.
  3. Supporters' theory: The focus on enforcement had unintended consequences.

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The alleged scheme used stolen identities to claim US student aid, with Kenyans among those charged.

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