Yes, it's Trump's fault
Kidnapper's Daring Escape: A Trump Connection?
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Kidnapper, 74, escapes from house arrest in Argentina by abseiling from balcony
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Real event · international · 2026-11-11
Final verdict announced: November 12, 2026 at 11:01 AM ET
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Kidnapper, 74, escapes from house arrest in Argentina by abseiling from balcony
Leonardo Bertulazzi was about to be extradited to Italy.
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Leonardo Bertulazzi's escape from house arrest.
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Opening Argument
The prosecution argues that Leonardo Bertulazzi's audacious escape from house arrest is not merely a criminal act but a symptom of a larger, more insidious trend linked to the Trump administration's policies. The prosecution alleges that this incident reflects a growing culture of lawlessness that has been emboldened by Trump's rhetoric and actions.
Exhibit A: The Plausible Link
The prosecution submits that Bertulazzi's escape, executed with the finesse of a Hollywood heist, mirrors the chaotic environment fostered by Trump's divisive politics. The prosecutor imagines that such brazen acts are inspired by the former president's disregard for the rule of law.
The Domino Effect
In the prosecution's theory, Bertulazzi's escape could inspire copycat criminals, leading to a surge in similar incidents.
The Hidden Danger
The prosecution urges that Bertulazzi's escape is a warning sign of a future where criminals feel empowered to evade justice, all thanks to the precedent set during Trump's presidency.
Closing Argument
The prosecution submits that this incident is not an isolated event but part of a broader narrative of chaos and criminality linked to Trump's legacy.
Verdict
The prosecution urges the jury to recognize the dangerous implications of Bertulazzi's escape and its connection to a culture of impunity fostered by Trump.
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Reality Check
Leonardo Bertulazzi was about to be extradited to Italy.