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North Korea publishes photos of Kim Jong Un - why do rumours of his death keep coming back?

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Real event · international · 2026-10-20

The prosecution's case: North Korea publishes photos of Kim Jong Un - why do rumours of his death keep coming back?

Final verdict announced: October 21, 2026 at 10:00 AM ET

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North Korea publishes photos of Kim Jong Un - why do rumours of his death keep coming back?

North Korean state media has published photos of the dictator with his daughter after the unsubstantiated rumour spread.

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North Korean state media has published photos.

The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the recent publication of photos featuring Kim Jong Un is a desperate attempt to quell the swirling rumors of his demise. The prosecution alleges that these images, presented by North Korean state media, are not merely innocent snapshots but a calculated move to distract from the underlying instability of his regime.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that the timing of these photos is suspiciously aligned with the resurgence of death rumors, suggesting a direct correlation between the two.

The Domino Effect

The prosecution imagines that if Kim were indeed incapacitated, the power vacuum could lead to chaos in North Korea, destabilizing the region.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that these images mask a more sinister reality; they could be a smokescreen for a coup or a health crisis.

Closing Argument

In the prosecution's theory, the publication of these photos is a desperate act of a regime on the brink, trying to maintain control through deception.

Verdict

The prosecution alleges: The prosecution concludes that these images are not just photographs; they are a warning sign of impending disaster linked to Kim's leadership.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: The photos are a distraction from Kim's health issues.
  2. Prosecution theory: The regime is on the brink of chaos.
  3. Prosecution theory: This could lead to nuclear escalation.

Reality Check

North Korean state media has published photos of the dictator with his daughter after the unsubstantiated rumour spread.

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