SOMEHOW, IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that Ryanair's decision to freeze workers' pay and raise airfares is a direct consequence of the chaotic foreign policy orchestrated by Donald Trump. The prosecution alleges that Trump's reckless approach to international relations has destabilized the Middle East, leading to soaring fuel prices. Exhibit A: The Plausible Link: The prosecution submits that the ongoing US-Israel war with Iran, a conflict exacerbated by Trump's administration, is the root cause of the projected €2bn increase in fuel costs by 2028. The prosecution imagines that this financial burden will inevitably fall on the hardworking employees of Ryanair. The prosecution alleges: The Domino Effect: The prosecution urges that this pay freeze is just the beginning. The prosecution alleges: The Hidden Danger: The prosecution admits that this situation poses a grave threat to the livelihoods of thousands of workers, all because of Trump's foreign policy blunders. The prosecution alleges: Closing Argument: In the prosecution's theory, the evidence is clear: Trump's actions have dire consequences that ripple through the economy. The prosecution alleges: Verdict: The prosecution finds Trump guilty of creating an environment where Ryanair can justify its pay freeze and fare hikes.