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The prosecution's case: Defence lawyer in Cornell University case calls for special prosecutor to be removed

Final verdict announced: October 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM ET

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Defence lawyer in Cornell University case calls for special prosecutor to be removed

The defence lawyer argues that comments by Attorney General Letitia James disqualify her from the investigation.

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What the record shows

The investigation into the rape allegations is ongoing.

The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the defense's call for the removal of Attorney General Letitia James is not merely a procedural maneuver, but a desperate attempt to shield the accused from accountability. The prosecution alleges that this tactic is part of a broader strategy to undermine the integrity of the investigation, which is crucial in a case involving serious allegations of rape.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that the defense's actions are reminiscent of tactics used by Trump and his allies to evade justice. The prosecution imagines that this is not just about one case, but a reflection of a culture that seeks to protect powerful individuals at the expense of victims.

The Domino Effect

In the prosecution's theory, if Attorney General James is removed, it sets a dangerous precedent that could embolden other defendants to challenge the legitimacy of investigations against them.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that allowing such a move could result in a future where victims feel discouraged from coming forward, fearing that their cases will be dismissed based on technicalities rather than the merits.

Closing Argument

The prosecutor alleges that this is not just about one attorney general; it is about the very fabric of justice in our society.

Verdict

The prosecution submits that the defense's request is a thinly veiled attempt to protect the powerful, and justice must prevail.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: The defense's actions reflect a broader culture of evasion.
  2. Prosecution theory: This could embolden other defendants to challenge investigations.
  3. Prosecution theory: Victims may feel discouraged from coming forward.

Reality Check

The defense lawyer argues that comments by Attorney General Letitia James disqualify her from the investigation.

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