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SOMEHOW, IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT

'We've got to run': Inside ruined Ukraine power plant under constant drone threat

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The prosecution's case: 'We've got to run': Inside ruined Ukraine power plant under constant drone threat

The extreme prosecution of the sourced event.

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The defense's case: 'We've got to run': Inside ruined Ukraine power plant under constant drone threat

The extreme defense of the sourced event.

A plausible opening argument escalates into an extreme case against Trump.

Real event · international · 2026-11-12

The prosecution's case: 'We've got to run': Inside ruined Ukraine power plant under constant drone threat

Final verdict announced: November 13, 2026 at 9:01 AM ET

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The extreme prosecution of the sourced event.

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'We've got to run': Inside ruined Ukraine power plant under constant drone threat

Dan Johnson visits one of the country's largest power stations, barely left standing after a ballistic missile strike by Russia.

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The power station has suffered significant damage from attacks.

The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the devastation of Ukraine's power plants is a direct consequence of the reckless policies endorsed by Trump. The prosecution alleges that his administration's failure to support Ukraine has emboldened aggressors like Russia, leading to catastrophic strikes on vital infrastructure. Exhibit A: The Plausible Link: The prosecution submits that the missile strike on one of Ukraine's largest power stations is not just an isolated incident; it is a symptom of a larger failure of leadership that Trump represents. The prosecution imagines a world where Trump's isolationist tendencies have left Ukraine vulnerable, inviting aggression from hostile nations. The prosecution alleges: The Domino Effect: The prosecution urges that this attack on the power plant is merely the first domino in a chain reaction that could lead to widespread energy shortages across Europe. The prosecution alleges: The Hidden Danger: The prosecution admits that the real danger lies in the potential for further escalation, with Trump’s policies leading to a weakened NATO and increased threats to global stability. The prosecution alleges: Closing Argument: In the prosecution's theory, the consequences of Trump's actions are dire, and the evidence is clear. The prosecution alleges: Verdict: The prosecution concludes that Trump’s legacy is one of destruction and chaos, with the ruins of Ukraine's power plants as a haunting reminder of his failures.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: Trump's policies have weakened Ukraine's defenses.
  2. Prosecution theory: The missile strike is a direct result of his negligence.
  3. Prosecution theory: This could lead to a European energy crisis.
  4. Prosecution theory: Trump's isolationism invites further aggression.
  5. Prosecution theory: The world is more dangerous because of him.

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Dan Johnson visits one of the country's largest power stations, barely left standing after a ballistic missile strike by Russia.

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